The property market in the Byron area remains very strong. September and October were actually stronger than November, which is strange, as November is usually a strong selling month. Quality and correct pricing is not lasting long. The latest interest rate rise and the dropping of the FHOG booster is not fazing local buyers.
PROPERTY HIGHLIGHTS

MULLUMBIMBY
Mullum is still running hot. This is highlighted by the arrival of new For Sale signs from Byron based agencies coming to town and the rumour that more than one is wanting to open an office there. Many think that Mullum is overpriced already and that may be true. I still like the larger blocks that have rear lane access and may get dual occupancy zoning after the Sewerage Treatment Plant is finished in 2 - 3 years. I know of a couple that are fairly priced.

NIMBIN
Nimbin is a place that I have long been promoting and is finally getting a run in the sun. Notice the one page advert in this weeks Echo. It has had its problems over the years but its idiosyncrasies and quirkiness is something that will become more valuable in the years to come as the rest of the world becomes more suburban and bland. I have direct access to some vacant blocks at good prices. House and land packages are available with good rental return.

COORABELL
Somebody got a bargain at an auction the other weekend. $280,000 for an acre at Coorabell. This development has been slow in taking off. Which I was surprised about. There are other small acreages there for as low $300Ks.

MULLUM #2
I notice with interest that the vacant blocks at Tallowood Ridge (http://www.tallowoodridge.com) are now moving very fast indeed. Could it be the power of this newsletter? There are a few blocks left if anyone would like me to show them around.

BLOWING MY OWN TRUMPET

I was pleased to see that two recent predictions in this newsletter have proved prescient. In the August 09 issue I said that unit prices were set to rise in relation to freehold houses. This has now proved to be true with a recent report from RPData stating that for the first time in history the median price of units are now on par with house prices in the same market. The reason for this is the popularity of less garden and more property and that rental return is just as good with a unit or a house.

Just a couple of months ago I suggested that Top End was offering excellent buying opportunities as that was the sector most savaged by the GFC. It looks like that $2M plus properties are now all go and steady rises happening. A few big sales are pending and the bigger fish are jumping back in the water.

A BUNDLE OF BUSINESS OPTIONS

During the last month I have come across quite a few investment options that I thought were interesting and worthy of passing on to my readers. I have done enough research to consider them as viable and credible, however I am not a financial planner or an accountant so please take your own council. If you are interested in any of them - contact me and I will put you in touch with the promoters and principals.

1. DUPLEX DEVELOPMENTS
A builder I have worked with in the past and who does good work has presented me with a plan. He is looking for smaller investors interested in joining in a syndicate through a trust fund to do duplex and small unit development. I believe this is a good way for smaller investors to be involved in this type of investment, which can pay good dividends.

2. SOLAR POWER
If you have a business or a farm, you may be interested in a commercial solar investment opportunity. It has the potential to yield over 16% PA for an investment of approx $26K for the 5KW system or $54K for the 10KW system. To take advantage of the present Small Business Depreciation Allowance tax benefit the contract needs to be signed before the end of this month.

It still stacks up without the tax write off but will cost another $5K or 10 K respectively. With rising energy prices and a proposed NSW gross feed-in-tariff of $0.60KWH this may not only be a sound and attractive investment, but will also help to offset energy costs and reduce your environmental footprint.

3. SHARE MARKET CAPITAL RAISING
This one is for sophisticated investors only and requires $10,000 PA minimum per individual investment and an ongoing membership fee. An experienced broker and financial planner is opening a book to supply small cap Australian miners with quality capital raisings. Involvement will give you access to hot floats, IPOs and placements at a steep discount to market. You maintain control over your own funds and invest only after you give designated authority. A PDF info sheet and some track record history (very impressive) is available. First in first serve and will close after the book is filled.

4. USA PROPERTIES
An adventurous opportunity is available to local investors ready to jump into the US housing market. With the Oz dollar at such a high against the greenback and the US property market so massively discounted - it could be a good bet. The properties are already held and can be transferred to you through your own trust with all costs and rental taken care of by the US company. Properties start around $100K AUD and cannot be mortgaged there.

Have a great Xmas season everyone and look forward to staying in touch in the New Year.
Take care,
Michael Murray

Byron Bay Writers Festival

The clock is ticking, the key boards are clacking, the delete keys are panting and the send and receive icons are hysterical with anticipation. In less than 4 weeks the opening night curtain will draw back and the show will commence. The Festival furore is furoreing all over Australia with guests preparing for one of the most diverse and esteemed literary festivals on the planet.

You may be surprised to know that we strive to cater for many diverse demographics without sacrificing quality. The Byron Bay Writers’ Festival offers a unique chai sipping, brain quenching, whale watching, tree hugging, motivating, good buzzing, cool surfing, high talking, fast reading, epiphany enhancing, awe inspiring, stimulating, tantalising, thought provoking, jaw dropping, eyes popping,  literary Feast.

Over 100 writers come to ride the progressive ideas wave that ripples throughout the Arts both nationally and internationally. With a 3 day pass you get to sit and weave your senses through the brilliance of Australia’s literati.

There’s fiction, journalism, fantasy, facts and prose,
Poets and writers from the sublime to the morose
There’s comedy, drama and misery in equal strife
There’s surfing, philosophy and how to satisfy your wife
There’s depth for the old prosaic and wise
There’s stuff for the young apples of our eyes
There are workshops and panels that take some beating
There’s quality and insights for the diehards and fleeting
As usual there’s the seasoned and there’s the freshmen
Literally mingling with the smartest and best of ‘em
It’s silly and dry and it’s witty and wry
It’s quite frankly more value than your money can buy !

It’s truly one of the best value for money festivals around. It’s THE Byron Bay Winter event. If you want entertainment, education or perhaps you are andaspiring writer yourself … visit www.byronbaywritersfestival.com . If you’re shy … put your tale between your legs and come anyway!!

Brunswick Beach Art

There’s nothing like a spontaneous communal free sculpture exhibition with audience participation to lift the spirits and dispel the laments and cries of, “the terrible, terrible night the beach at Byron Bay and Brunswick Heads was washed away and all its fury and debris slung at the shore in place of squeaky white sand.”

So what are Byron Shire folk famous for? Their heart, spirit and a sense of optimism and a strong appreciation of beauty. Byron Bay in its 200 year history has adapted and rolled with the punches of the ocean - from piers disappearing, houses being lost and beach and habitat turned upside down.  And at point 22B just 10 minutes walk towards Byron from Brunswick Heads’ Beach you can see the debris being miraculously assembled into raw and almost breathing works of art.

I don’t know who started it. I have seen children and random people adding to it and I have been compelled to go every day to add a little bit. I was lost in my childhood today - down there for a few hours. I was encouraging people who stopped to appreciate the works to add something - great or small. And they do. And it’s becoming beautiful. Some shy some bold … you can tell a lot about a personality as to how they sign their name with a branch, a twig, a plastic rings, bright colours or shy things.

So if you feel inclined to bring out your artistic soldier for beauty then come along. It’s the best meditation and relaxation I know. The best part about it is that you cannot get it wrong and someone will add to what you do - so there’s no room for ownership and copyright. Today someone had added the most delightful shell looking like angels wings over the words of LOVE that I had written with twigs only yesterday It’s a living, moving and priceless non-precious work of human-nature.
Soon as the moon ripens to a luminous fullness the tides will rise to salute the moon and in the certainty and majesty of that salute it will thank us for the art and take it away. A great reminder for the impermanence of it all … the oneness of the cycle of creation and destruction. And it’s all beautiful. I am looking forward to watching its demise … even then it will be changed and will always look fresh and new until not a trace of it is left.

Brunswick Beach Art 2

But what will remain is the memory of the beauty and hope it represented and no one will talk of the night the beach was stolen from our very eyes … only the miracle of art that was born from that night. And children might see storms like Christmas leaving gifts of debris to assemble in aesthetic order for no other reason than to pass the time and evoke smiles.

Who knows … we might even come to include storms as a magnificent part of nature … tidying up the backyard, discarding the old to make way for the new. As Mother Nature is so prone to do.

SEE ALSO: Environemental Byron Bay artist John Dahlsen and his recycled art created from found objects.

Byron Bay Winter Woolies

Phew … It’s winter in Beautiful Byron Bay. It means crisp cold evenings by a wood burning fire. It means soothing red wines and hot rich food as apposed to cold beers and the barbie. It appeals to my European roots.  The food choices in Byron are amazing and every taste bud is catered for. The venue choice is also great from beachfront tantalising views or cosy tapas style moody restaurants. There’s the stylish and the charming, great value restaurants and of course there are the places with philistine platters to match their budgets (did I really say that?).

But for me that’s not what’s so great about Byron Bay in Winter. For me it’s the clothes. Not the fashion - I gave up on that a long time ago. But just being clothed. (I think I am now supposed to put the ‘but’ on the end of my sentences. Isn’t that what all the hip and happy youngsters do, BUT?). Feels weird to me BUT. Oh hold on I’m getting the hang of it. Maybe it’s just not cutting it BUT. What with my age and all. I need lessons clearly. I digress (which is great cos most blogs are endless digressions).

Getting back to the point. In an earlier blog I spoke about how God damn beautiful everyone is in Byron Bay. How I can’t go for a brisk walk on Main Beach in my Speedos for fear of a spontaneous erection and a subsequent arrest.

“No officer, I was not indecently exposing myself. I was on a walk minding my own business in my favourite budgie smugglers (the one’s with the Aussie flag and stars on them.) when my eyes were accosted again and again by nubile, almost naked youth. It’s not my fault. They should be arrested. It’s not my ass cleavage causing all the monumental erections!!” (I think I’m guilty of blowing my own trumpet here - oh well.)

So … Winter gives me time and space to not worry about getting the long arm of the law entwined in my private(s) affairs. I also get to dress young and hip and also (dare I be so honest) hide a few wear and tear marks that have been naturally garnered over my 42 years. I can actually relax on my beach walk …

“But oh no …  (or should I say … Oh no, BUT) here they come the beautiful ones.”

It’s 10 degrees. It’s blowing a breeze. I’m about to freeze. Please no please. They’re all on the beach with exactly the same clothes on (or off) as they wear in summer. They are wearing beanies, BUT. That’s a woolly hat mostly seen in snowy regions. The girls and the boys are wearing beanies to keep themselves warm. Their waistbands on their jeans are still tied around their pubic bones and their ass cracks are still smiling at the world and how is a full-blooded male not supposed to look. The girls and boys are wearing the same tops but just accessorised with erect nipples. They are not even shivering.

My teeth start to chatter - not from the cold but from the nervous tension … the old familiar feeling of hormones raging inappropriately and my heart beating fast forward towards a little attack and there I am again in the nose pressed up against the locked candy store window. Granted, I would never touch. That’s not the issue.  I am worried for my health and my dwindling sanity.

So if you’ve got a dickie-ticker and high blood pressure - you’ll need to take your skiing vacation in the very depths of winter where clothing is not optional or possibly resort to the bottle. Either way … I’ll see you on the piste !

Of course the best way to have the direct experience is to get up close and personal with the whales between June and November. There are some wonderful Byron Bay tour operators that can safely ferry you into a wonderful winder wonderland out on the ocean. Teams of professionals who respect the whales and are often involved in collecting data for scientific research.

If your sea faring legs are not working you still have the opportunity day and night to see the whales pass as you walk Main Beach Byron Bay or my favourite place to watch this sacred passage is at Wategos and Little Wategos or Lighthouse. Take a warm drink and some sandwiches and some binoculars (optional) and wait. It’s the meditation of a lifetime … delightful dolphins will usually entertain you whilst you wait, surfing the waves and showing off. If the sun is shining the waters are warm enough to swim … you can almost feel the electricity of anticipation in the waters.

During a full moon night I was once fortunate to take some friends, some champagne and some snacks to Little Wategos. We were well rugged up and kind of in an altered state just watching the enormous moon rise and the sheer brilliance of the almost straight white line it shone on the flat ocean. It was mythical, mystical and the perfect setting to see some whales. They showed up in their magnificence with their calves. They played for us directly in the moon light … I know, sounds a a little Spielberg, but it’s true. They splashed their gigantic tales and caused mini tsunamis. They spurted gallons of water and playfulness into the air. It sounds a little kooky but it’s as if the show was for us, like they knew we were watching and appreciating them. They are grand masters and when they sang we were all so moved. There’s something so beautifully shaming about how we treat this Earth, the oceans and each other. Somehow the whales represent forgiveness and acceptance. After all we have done to them for almost 100 years, almost causing extinction they still come and give us joy. Many watchers know some of the whales by sight and watch them return each year and salute their loyal fans.

Happily, Australia has made peace with the whales and spends much time, research and money on preserving this magnificent species.
Some facts:

• Whales are marine mammals of order Cetacea. They include the blue whale, the largest living animal.
• Like all mammals, whales breathe air into lungs, are warm-blooded, feed their young milk from mammary glands, and have some hair, although very little.
• The migratory path of Australia’s East Coast Humpback whales brings them so close to Byron Bay that they are often sighted within a few hundred meters of Cape Byron.
• Some whales are classed as predators, but their food ranges from microscopic plankton to very large fish. Males are called bulls; females, cows. The young are called calves.
• Because of their environment (and unlike many animals), whales are conscious breathers: they decide when to breathe. All mammals sleep, including whales, but they cannot afford to fall into an unconscious state for too long, since they need to be conscious to breathe. It is thought that only one hemisphere of their brains sleeps at a time, so that whales are never completely asleep, but still get the rest they need. This is thought because whales often sleep with only one eye closed.
• Whales communicate with each other using lyrical sounds, called whale song. Being so large and powerful, these sounds are also extremely loud (depending on the species); sperm whales have only been heard making clicks, as all toothed whales (Odontoceti) use echolocation and can be heard for many miles. They have been known to generate about 20,000 acoustic watts of sound at 163 decibels.
• Females give birth to a single calf. Nursing time is long (more than one year in many species), which is associated with a strong bond between mother and young. In most whales reproductive maturity occurs late, typically at seven to ten years. This mode of reproduction spawns few offspring, but provides each with a high probability of survival in the wild.
• The male genitals are retracted into cavities of the body during swimming, so as to be streamlined and reduce drag and to prevent injury. Most whales do not maintain fixed partnerships during mating; in many species the females have several mates each season. At birth newborn are delivered tail-first, minimising the risk of drowning. Whale cows nurse by actively squirting milk the consistency of toothpaste into the mouths of their young preventing loss to the surrounding aquatic environment.

Don’t sit on the sofa like a beached whale … get out there and experience them.

Things to do in Byron Bay

Tyagara Tea Tree Lakes

There used to be a little secret in Byron Bay - then it hit the internet and it’s not such a secret anymore. But it still has the whisper of a secret. It’s an oasis of tea-tree wonder. It’s a pristine lake - the colour of Golden Syrup or well brewed silky tea. It’s free of crocodiles, leeches and creatures and things that nip at your toes or your nipples or your dangling doodles. Yes - you guessed it; for the most part it’s a clothing-optional lake. It almost insists that you undress. It inspires you to get your kit off. It is so ‘natural’ that you just want to join in wearing the clothes that God gave you. And it feels wonderful on the skin.

Tyagarah Lake is so so beautiful in Spring, Summer, Winter or Fall. That’s right - Seasonally Stunning! Of course it’s a little colder in the winter but after the sun beating on it all day - it’s still a lot warmer than the ocean waves down at Tyagarah Beach. You are more sheltered from the ocean breeze which can be fierce at times and the sand can be vicious when it’s wrapped in the wind and heading for your sunburned skin at unrelenting speed. Tyagarah Lake is a haven. But it’s not a noisy beachy type of vibe. Be still, be quiet, relax.

This is how to enjoy the Lake. Bring reverence to nature, bring stillness and gratitude.

Do not take your music. Your speakers and radio. Do not take your friend who cannot stop talking. Do not take your friend with that really high pitched piercing laugh. Do not take your whole family for a crazy picnic with water games. Do not take a ball to splash and shout in the water. Do not come to disturb other people. To not come to meet and socialise. You get the idea … Shhhhhhh.

And please respect the boundaries of your fellow lake dwellers. Keep Tyagarah Lake a safe place for men, women and children. Do not speak to people uninvited (or worse stand over them when you are nude and they are nude and say something ridiculous like, “Isn’t it just beautiful?”  It’s unnerving and intimidating - especially for women who are coming for some tranquility and undisturbed nature. It’s a simple matter of taking care of each other.

And on a weird and smelly note - If you hang your clothes up on the very convenient tips of broken off branches you might want to shake them before you put them back on. The first time I didn’t do the obligatory shake down. I literally had ants in my pants. Just very small ants. Not the big biting oh the pain is so bad I think my leg is going to fall off ants. Just your regular tiny little ants. So what’s the big deal you say? Well - as you move, and sit in the car and crush the little buggers they omit a smell. Yes, this tiny miniscule insect omits a sweet but not so pleasant astringent, almost disinfectant like tea-tree kind of odour. And as you scratch though your clothes and your t-shirt and your pants, you get more and more smelly. It was a little freaky at first as I was convinced that it was me - well it was coming from me. But no - it’s the ant. They leave a smell trail wherever they go so they can find their way home when they go looking for food. They do this by leaving drops of a special liquid. When you crush them this is what you smell in concentrated form.

Now I bet you never knew that !

Flipper-Flipper ¸.•*¨*✿.•*¨`*~❤

There are very few places in Australia with the sub-tropical climate of Byron Bay that offer in equal measure superb beaches and pastoral hinterland and teaming  rain-forests. Byron is unique because Byron Bay is nestled in front of beautiful mountain ranges that tumble into the sea. Mount Chincogan and Mount Warning loom and follow you as the roads twist and turn. But follow all the roads downhill and you will end up at some of the most beautiful beaches in Australia.

Beautiful and Safe! What the tourism brochures do not tell you about the beautiful Northern Territory and even Far North Queensland is that swimming in the ocean is dangerous – there are many stingers, blue bottles, jelly fish with all sorts of painful and bitter woes and of course crocodiles and sharks.  Byron occasionally has a few blue bottle stingers blow through but that is rare. And the no.1 fear in the water is Sharks. Thanks to Jaws the movie we are a people terrified of sharks.

The Beaches in Byron are clean, safe and range from calm swimming areas, to wild surf and body boarding waters to the placid kayaking with the dolphin waters. Although the water temperature can vary by a degree or two it’s still possible to swim all year round with the Summer months preferable because the air temperature is warmer when you get out.

I swim from the Pass to the Life Surf club 3 times a week and yes I have seen sharks swimming underneath me minding their own business. There are a group of swimmers in Byron called The Winter Whales who swim every day at 8am the same route. Why do people ask in fear and dread, “Are there sharks?”  Well you would not go to a stud farm and ask are there horses? The ocean is where sharks live. But the fear and exaggerated emotionality around sharks is a curious phenomenon. Even though you really do have more chance of being struck by lightening here in Australia than being attacked (not even killed) by a shark … no one appears to be as phobic of rain storms. It’s the opposite – we love to watch this awe-inspiring spectacle even at the risk of being struck by a bolt from the black.  According to statistics there are 120,000 deaths a year by accident in Australia and less than one a year is shark related.

We of course have to treat the water with respect and inexperienced swimmers must not go to far out as rips and deep water can be very dangerous. But this is where Byron Bay Main Beach is perfect – the Bay itself rarely has dangerous rips and there are lifeguards to inform and direct you about the daily conditions. Some of the other beaches are more suited to surfers and experienced swimmers. If you want a child safe beach that has no waves – Try Torakina Beach in Brunswick Heads only 12 mins drive north of Byron Bay.

The other major factor to consider is sun protection and hydration. Always take plenty of water and slip, slap, slop – slip on some clothing, slap on a hat and slop on some sun screen. I often swim in a rashee – a surfers long sleeve top that is UV safe!  Take a beach umbrella or a beach tent and always check the tide and the weather conditions – The Life Guards usually have this information.
So with your fears and your safety in mind in the next blogs we will look at the beach choices in Byron … seen from a local’s perspective.

I also have a romantic view of my death … I would rather be known as “Good old Paul … was taken by a shark whilst doing what he loves best - swimming the Bay.” I think it’s much better than “Did you hear? Paul was hit and killed by the Ballina to Byron Bay bus”. If I have to go; then I’d rather have a mythical ending and not a public transport ending (now that would be tragic).

Read also our Byron Bay Beach Review

Brian Cadd at the Byron Bay Writers Festival

Every year as the program for the Byron Bay Writers Festival gathers momentum, writers are invited from far corners of Australia and beyond. Said Director Jeni Caffin “It’s a joy to scour the literary horizons and extend invitations to the leading lights and freshest voices on the Australian stage, but what brings equal delight is the fact that there are increasing riches to be plundered within our very own region.”  The Festival for 2009 boasts seventeen writers and Chairs from the Northern Rivers region, many of them participating for the very first time.

Jeni explains “It is no secret that the Northern Rivers boasts an extraordinary number of creative artists and writers figure largely among them. The Festival has grown well beyond the confines of the printed page and embraces writers of blog, stage, screen and song. In fact, song- writers have proved an essential feature of recent Festivals and it is in this context that I am proud to announce Brian Cadd will grace the Festival marquees in 2009. Brian is now a local and eternally a legend and I am delighted that he has consented to fit the Byron Bay Writers Festival into his hectic schedule.”

In a career that has spanned four decades, Brian has cemented his place as a key figure in the history of Australian music. People au fait with our musical heritage will remember 60’s band The Groop and the subsequent Axiom, although short-lived, provided hit after hit. There will be few unfamiliar with A Little Ray of Sunshine and Arkansas Grass. It didn’t end there: Brian is a prolific songwriter, producer and performer, working extensively in LA and Europe. Northern Rivers locals have been treated recently to sell-out concerts that saw Brian in tandem with great friend Russell Morris. Writers Festival audiences will meet Brian in conversation as he discusses the art of writing about love and constructing a narrative in song. (The Director is hoping for a burst of spontaneous performance!)

Said Jeni Caffin “Every year I put the invitations out there, never knowing who might say yes. When Brian did, I was excited for the fun in store for my audiences. He’s a brilliant, funny, generous man: just between us, I’m hoping this is a teaser for a return appearance with a memoir.in the near future. ”

Early Bird 3 day passes are still available, until 4 June. Visit www.byronbaywritersfestival.com to purchase.

Byron Bay Main Beach

Here they come the beautiful ones …

I have been avoiding the subject; it feels a little exposing (and that’s the subject). I feel I might be misunderstood when I speak of what I cannot speak about. When I even hint at what I want to say I blush in beautiful Byron Bay. I guess I just have to say it …

Lately every time I go into Byron Bay, or especially to Wategos or Main Beach, I am afraid for my life. My heart speeds up and my eyes pop out and other things want to pop up and out and I need to move away from the beach … I need to put my hands in the air, I repeat, put your hands in the air and move away from the beach. I take myself into one of the local Cafés and sit bemused and that little voice inside my head laments over my misspent youth and the regret that I can never misspend it again and I stir deep into my chai late.

I know I’m not being very clear here … Byron Bay can have that effect. The total holiday relaxation haze. So I do need to come clean. Here goes.

I feel like a dirty old man. Now I’m not old. I’m 42. I’m young at heart and consider myself kind of with it. (Maybe that’s a symptom of dirty old man syndrome).  I’m fit and healthy and my body still looks reasonably held together in tight jeans, thongs and a rip curl T-shirt (maybe that’s another sign - dressing like a teenager). But some things have changed and some things have not changed.  I can see that clearly. But what has changed is either my appreciation for fashion (or the lack of) or my lament for my youth.

Here goes … the fashion. It’s about exposing as much of yourself, on and off the beach, day and night, every hour that God sends it’s driving me crazy. I want what I cannot have and I want what does not want me. I could never have imagined that showing the top of your pubic hair (the boys) and your ass crack would be fashionable on the streets. Who would have thought that showing your ass crack, and the peep of your Brazilian and the barely covering of your nipples (the girls) would be every day street-wear? Byron Bay has to have the most beautiful looking men and women on the planet. They are sent in droves to torture me.

Happily my moral conduct and boundary intelligence is wholesome and pure. The most I do is ogle discretely behind my Oakleys (are they still in fashion - more things to think about?). I am self-aware and self-respecting enough to never put my own ludicrous fantasies on to the pert nubiles. More for absolute selfish reasons. I could say unrequited love is too painful. But the truth is I hate rejection and that is of course what would happen. I am not going to set myself up now am I? But oh no, here they come the beautiful ones …

“Oh hi - Love your sunnies - Are they DKNY ? They’re great. Hi - I’m a local. Lived here for years. You on holiday? Yeah … Great - Enjoy ! Maybe I could, er, you know, show you around, all the hidden places that only few get to see (Then God forbid and shame upon shame I actually wink).  There’s some beautiful, crazy beautiful spots, (I know I need to shut up but I can’t). You’d love it !! ”

“Sorry mate … but we’re chockers all week - but thanks anyway.”

And there it is … in one fell swoop I am devastated, alone, rejected, blubbering, humiliated and my nose pressed up hard against the locked candy store window. So this is how it is from now on ….

And ah, there they go, the beautiful ones.

Byron Bay Camper Van

The Byron Shire Council seams to be moving ahead with banning illegal camping, or parking your campervan on a car park over night. There have been complaints about noise coming from campervans parked in residential areas.

The Byron Shire News quoted a Butler Street couple having counted 23 vans in their vicinity one night over Easter.

Planning director Ray Darney admits, “it’s not an easy task. As soon as we move them on from one spot, they turn up in another.”

He said rangers had carried out regular patrols of streets known for camping and had directed people to move on as well as issuing on-the-spot parking fines.

Rangers also directed more than 500 campers to roadside rest areas at Bangalow, Tyagarah, North Ocean Shores and Yelgun over Easter alone.

The best is you go on one of the official camping sites but if you can not make it because you arrived in the middle of the night you can stay over night on these car parks indicated in the map with a blue marker.

Click on the blue place markers for more information.
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Campervan Camping Sites Byron Bay in a larger map

The ultimate Byron Bay hug

There’s no place quite like Byron Bay for progressive thinking, being and feeling. Byron Bay is one of the world’s leading alternative therapy and cutting-edge psychology training grounds. Literally everyone has two or three professions. Your local plumber can fix your tap and crack your back. Your electrician can fix your light and guide you to the light. Your pest control agent will relieve you of rodents and exterminate your ego. Your local baker will rise your loaves and raise your vibration. Your massage therapist will soothe your joints and roll you joints. People here are just so bloody talented - multi tasking and the necessities that change in high and low tourist season make Byron Bay an extremely fascinating beach town.

But if you want to fit in and act like a local there is one thing that you must know about. You must be aware of boundaries and especially how not to puncture them. (I love psycobabble - don’t you?) Of course I am talking about the all important HUG.

Now, I am British and I have been programmed to offer my hand when I meet a stranger. It’s a habit I can’t shake - excuse the terrible pun. It’s automatic and it makes me feel safe. I shake and then gauge what the vibe, permissions and expectations are. Most of the time I get it right. My absolute pet hate is when people, friends or even family launch for a ‘hello’ kiss on the lips. My lips are reserved for my lover - sorry no sneaking that longed for pash! (snog, tongue-twister, French kiss.) In my experience it is safer to keep your lips tightly packed away for first meetings. The French air kiss is perfect - three little audible pecks in the ear whilst almost touching cheeks. It says, “I’m open, friendly, I care but not too much, we can get close but not too close and I’m cultivated in the European ways.” It’s Safe,  Sexy and can be a little bit cheeky. But not in Byron Bay - it’s seen as cold and disconnected. So if you want to be embraced as a local, you must embrace The Byron Bay HUG.
The Byron Bay Hugging Protocol demands you know the 3 principle Hugs.

THE A FRAME - For both sexes anywhere outside of Byron Bay. Your rear end must stick out. Nothing must touch below the shoulders. Make the shape of the letter A.  This is a fast in and fast out hug. If you feel a little uncomfortable opt for speed and a couple of slaps on the back. But do not slap a woman. Use the gentle pat instead. Heimlich Manoeuvres are a real turn off and although they leave a clear throat they also leave a very bad first impression - which of course you will never get a second shot at. The A Frame should be reserved for the office, ending a disaster date and most everyone at church and especially your wife’s sexy sister (or husband’s hot younger brother).

THE MAN on MAN HUG -  In so fast and quick slap on the back (only one slap unless someone has died then another slap shows great sympathy) then fast out. Shake hands with the right hands. Avoid eye contact at all times - this is not a joke. You must never look a man in the eyes whilst doing the man-on-man hug. Both look to your right as far away as you can. Straining is good so that the back of your heads are aligned but not touching. Move in with only shoulder contact. You can say inane things like; “what up, yo, hey and bro.” You must never say anything with the word nice or good in it e.g. “It’s good to see you. You look good. Nice to see you. Nice outfit.” You can have the optional tight manic grin with a hardcore emotionless wink. The Man on Man Hug reserved for men you are acquainted with. All men when you are in any public place. Fathers, Grand fathers and your wife’s gay brother (more for his sensibilities - you don’t want to give a mixed message here). Never hug another man on a first meeting - EVER !

The Byron Bay Hug - It’s basically the Man hug in reverse. Move in very very slowly - think slow motion and then slow it down again. You must never lose eye contact even if your right eye twitches uncontrollably. The secret is to look into just one eye. Trying to focus on two eyes that close can give you epilepsy. When you go in for the hug you must both move to the left so that your hearts are aligned. Press heart to heart (if your partner is a woman with large breasts you may have to press extra hard). Keep eye contact. Then move your pelvis forward. There must be no space or air between you and your partner. If you can feel pubic bone or any other bone this indicates that you are aligned correctly. Knees must also touch. Then push your bellies out. You must be able to feel your partners belly - this is vital for the next step.

Maintaining eye contact make some ‘knowing’ signal that it’s now the time to synchronise your breathing. One of you will magically stop breathing and fall into breathing step with your partner (proof of Divine intervention). Then hang in there for a few hours until one or both of you need to attend to other bodily functions. After a few hours or the onset of an epileptic fit you can break eye contact and rest your heads on each other’s shoulders and sigh gently in each other’s ears. WARNING - When it is time to let go and separate make sure that you have your therapists’ phone numbers handy (plumber, electrician, pest control agent, baker, massage therapist) as you may experience separation anxiety and abandonment issues. The Byron Bay Hug is reserved for absolutely anyone. It’s the most appropriate inappropriate hug known to man. Try it with perfect strangers, especially first meetings, old friends, new friends, sexy partners of your best friends, your friends’ parents, grand parents and even pets. Remember this is both a vertical and horizontal hug. The horizontal hug being much more conducive for the longevity and the ‘needy leg grip.’ For legal reasons we can only show this particular hug demonstrated on a tree.

When you perfect this you will be a true Byronite … an accepted and revered member of Beautiful Byron Bay and no longer seen as an A-framed disconnected Being.

P.S. Avoid Group Hugs at all costs. They deny true intimacy. Remember, trying to maintain eye contact with one person can be dangerous, but with more than one person it can be fatal. All group hugs are Ugly and should be reserved for Devil Worshippers or Byronites.

Geoffrey Robertson QC

It is with enormous delight that organisers of the Byron Bay Writers Festival 2009 announce that the Festival Opening Address will be delivered on Friday 7 August by internationally renowned human rights lawyer, Geoffrey Robertson QC. Perhaps most popularly known as presenter of the television series Hypotheticals, Mr Robertson is founder and head of Doughty Street Chambers, the UK’s leading human rights practice. In 2008, the UN Secretary General appointed him as one of three distinguished jurist members of the UN’s Internal Justice Council.

Said Festival Director Jeni Caffin “To say that this is a coup for the Writers Festival is an understatement. Geoffrey Robertson’s gracious acceptance is the culmination of two years of stalking. If you have not heard this powerful public intellectual in action, I urge you to join us into the marquees on the Belongil Fields site. The Festival thanks Southern Cross University, whose support has assisted in making this visit possible.”

Mr Robertson returns to Australia specifically to participate in the Festival program. Audience members may also listen to him in Conversation at the Festival site or meet him at the Friday literary lunch. The latest book from this respected writer and thinker is the 2009 release The Statute of Liberty: how Australians can take back their rights. This latter will be the subject of a separately ticketed public lecture at the Byron Community and Cultural Centre on Saturday 8 August.

Amongst the hundred literary luminaries illuminating the Festival program, readers will be rewarded with no fewer than fourteen local writers and thinkers. Northern Rivers writers with brand new books published by mainstream publishers include Tristan Bancks, Carl Cleves, Marele Day, Robert Drewe, Oren Siedler, George Whaley and Shirley Walker. Said Ms Caffin ” While we purr happily knowing that the Byron Bay Writers Festival has this year captured writers of the calibre of Delia Falconer, Tom Keneally, Linda Jaivin and Nicholas Jose, the Committee and I are equally stimulated at the wealth of local creative talent from which to draw. It is significant that several of the Northern Rivers authors participating will do so for the very first time. Our audiences will be sampling new blood, new words!”

The entire list of Festival writers, along with the complete program and full range of tickets, including feature events, literary lunches, launches and workshops, will be revealed 5 June. Information, updates and ticket purchases are available at www.byronbaywritersfestival.com

Most of the loans we are writing at present are with the major banks as they are giving the best deals. However I have serious misgivings about the future competitive nature of the finance industry. The CEOs of the 4 major Oz banks must be rubbing their hands with glee as they see a future with only themselves left standing and the government backing them up all the way. Now the latest PR stunt is giving an interest break of 12 months to anyone who has lost a job. It has been standard practice with any fund provider to discuss ways of minimizing stress to borrowers including a repayment moratorium. After the dust has settled I don’t see the major banks being so gracious when they have a monopoly.

Byron Bay House Prices?

Lots of crystal ball gazing is required at the moment on where house prices are heading. Local agents I talk to say its all good and lots of deals are being done. There is one guy out there getting lots of media attention saying more gloom and doom ahead but the wait of opinion is that we are out of “brickamortis”.

Brickamortis: (noun) Term used when the property market is frozen and no buying or selling because of fear and uncertainty. Originated in the UK where the property market resembles a body on a slab.

In the UK and USA prices have dropped by an average of 20%, while the national average here for ‘08 has been 3.3%. According to RP data, dwelling prices rose by 1.2% in February. Both home and apartment prices are tracking higher.  Dwelling prices are now marginally higher than they were 3 months ago. Over the last 3 months, price increases were recorded in Darwin (+6.1%), Melbourne (+1.9%) and Sydney (+0.5), while prices fell in Perth (-1.0%), Adelaide (-1.3%), Canberra (-1.8%) and Brisbane (-2.2%).

If this is true I predict this winter will be the best time for buyers. Many agents say that after Easter we go into a property lull and doesn’t pick up again until next spring. From now till next spring may be a good opportunity for buying. Call me if you are interested in hearing more about what is out there!

Crisis? What Crisis?

Since the media is constantly using terms like “Credit Crisis” and “Financial Meltdown” many people assume you cannot get loans for residential property right now. This is not the case although there has been some voluntary tightening of application requirements. What are they, I hear you asking?

Full Doc: most fund providers have now lowered their LVRs (Loan to Value Ratio) to 90%.
Lo Doc: 80% Lo Doc is still available but a couple of the major banks request to see BAS statements if over 60%.
The main change to Lo Doc is the complete black and white restriction around tarnished credit rating. You will be shown the door without even a look in if you have had any defaults or credit problems - so keep all your statements in order. Watch out for disputes with mobile phone bills - that is away of people getting black mark.

This tightening of lending policies is a good thing but I also want to clear up the misapprehension that lending practices are lax. They are not and we have a sub prime mortgage rate of only 2% while in the states it is around 20%. We also have a highly regulated industry here and malpractice is minimum.

Short Snippets

Byron Bay falls off top spot
Good wake up call for the Bay in getting only 7th place in Tourism Council’s Top 100 holiday destinations. Yamba beat us at #1 and Esperance WA was #2. Yamba is a bit of a surprise but people who have been there how great Esperance is on the Southern coast of WA have often told me. Fur the full list of top 100 towns in Australia go to http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5428626/best-towns-in-australia

Gen Y meets FHOG
First Home Owner Grant is not the only reason for keeping low-end (under $500K) firm. According to Bernard Salt, KPMG Demographer “the big story is that this Global Financial Crisis will force Generation Y into finally growing up, They will learn to take on commitment and the importance of assets. A new market in property will be selling to Gen Y, who will have their own distinct requirements for housing.”  He gave no indication in the report on what these “distinct requirements” would be but I assume small gardens, smart wired and broadband and close to the mall and a Starbucks. Gen Y is between 1980 and 1990 and may get on the treadmill faster as they apparently like fame and fortune and have never experienced economic uncertainty.

Special offer
Anyone thinking of refinancing you can take advantage of a special offer by one of the major banks. For a short while one of them is offering a $600 gift into your loan account and a waiver on the $355 establishment fee. That is combined cash and saving of nearly $1000. So jump in fast and get it done.

Hot Property
My new website is up and running and has a section called Hot Property where I will list places that I think are good options. There is a lot of on the market at the moment but I am finding that a large proportion is very shoddy and overvalued. I ran out of room to do it here as planned.
Till next time …..

Talk soon,  Michael

Michael Murray

Byron Bay Property Search
0428 555 501

Byron Bay in Sun and Rain

There are two primary elements that make Byron Bay so beautiful, the sunshine and the rain. Byron is a sub-tropical region and is prone to spells of both draught and flooding. But happily there is usually a balance and this produces lush green vegetation, rolling carpets of green hills in the hinterland and of course the rain forests sing sing sing. The local organic farmers are happy as the fresh rain, especially in the Summer months, promotes a great crop and a respite from the relentless sun.

Summer 2007/2008 saw a Summer wet season that was relentless and did effect the mood, vibe and spirit of Byron Bay. The tourists were frowning and the thriving industry that depends on the tourists to smile and spend were also frowning and busy with manifestation rituals, rain dances and getting to know the secrets of The Secret in order to fill their cash registers.
Summer 2008/2009 has been on the whole warm and sunny - with a few wet weeks. We are at the moment in a very wet week. It’s that kind of rain that reminds me of why I left England. But it is warm and I can still do some very exciting things:
1)  Byron has two movie theaters - The Dendy in the heart of Byron Bay and The Piggery Flicks at the Arts Factory. The Dendy is a great chain of cinemas bringing local, national and international cinema to Byron Shire with a commitment to Art House and Independent Cinema. There are also festivals that happen - check them out.

2)   When Byron Bay is being rained upon the waterfalls in the region are dancing and bubbling over with power and aliveness - this is of course the best time to see Minyon Falls in the Nightcap National Park. When it’s wet Minyon Falls are impressive - a real Australian Bush Adventure. It’s important to move inland and see the magnificent diverse land that Australia is.

3)   Talk to some of the locals behind Mullumbimby and they might point you in the right direction to off-the-beaten-track waterholes and rock waterfalls tucked away in the winding babble of Wilsons Creek. Visit 3 ways Café - you are sure to get a few ’secret’ directions up there.

4)   Or stay at home, invite friends around, play cards - make some hot chai or aromatic local Byron Bay Coffee and just hang out. It’s the perfect time for connecting and slowing it all down.

See our 6 day Byron Bay Weather forecast and Things to do In Byron Bay

Brunswick Heads Kites and Bikes Festival

“I told you it was a fun day out for all the family. But you would not listen. So for God’s sake put your bra on, take your leather chaps off, get off the Harley Davidson and stop revving it. Dykes on Bikes only open at Mardi Gras - Not Brunswick Heads Kites and Bikes festival. ”

Alison looked so upset but I knew I was right. Still there’s nothing more painful to watch than a bare breasted lesbian riding up the Pacific Highway sobbing, feeling abandoned and rejected and just wanting to flap her big kite in the wind.

I live in Brunswick Heads so I thought I should at least show my face. I can get a little jaded with the local festivals. I can turn my English nose up and wish for something more sophisticated and cosmopolitan.  But I am so glad that I went.

There is something so wonderful and magical about kites. People from all over Byron Shire came to join in the furor; from Lennox to Tweed Heads they came on bicycles decorated and tandems and bikes that looked like stretch limousines. This little sleepy river oasis was jam-packed with children squealing with delight. The infamous Samba Blistas drum rolled the scene, their fiery red costumes against the placid blue sky was beautiful. Their rhythms just slip into the skin of the children and eventually seep into the grownups and then the ice-cream licking grannies and pops are all gyrating to an uninhibited beat.

Brunswick Heads Kites and Bikes Festival 09

It was typically Byron, tribal and family and just so colourful and magical. Byron Bay can capture the essence of traditional family and extended family values where everyone is included and welcomed. Just like the people there were so many different kinds of kites: a lone red heart fluttering in the breeze, a stranded cow looking for directions, a fine pair of legs skipping on the wind, 2 giant purple octopus reigning supreme and a lolloping dog chasing air born creatures of every colour, shape and size. From the humble to the downright garish - there was something for everyone to jaw drop. My camera was busy and my smile was broad. I then decided I needed a swim - it’s always a good idea to hold a festival on the beach - extra points from me !!

But I had rather a strange encounter as I dived in the waves … they were a little tumultuous and there were sweeps and rips. I found myself a little caught in one and noticed a woman, also in the water, watching me. I finally managed to swim out of the strife and came close by her. She said, “I’m a lifeguard and I was watching you … and I suddenly thought to myself I’ve never saved somebody topless before.” At which point I looked at her breasts and wished Alison had stayed. She would have so much enjoyed being rescued by a very friendly topless female lifeguard with the dramatic panoramic backdrops of kites in all colours of the rainbow.

Wategos Byron Bay

Would you like to be given a property in Australia’s most sought after beach side community? Beautiful, subtropical climate, sweeping ocean and mountain views, dolphins playing in your front yard, great investment opportunity, etc. Sounds like the perfect Real Estate pitch.

Today you can not imagine anybody refusing the offer but I just happened to bump into a Dutch immigrant that came to Byron Bay in the late 50’s, and he told us the story of his friend who had been given land in Wategos Beach by the Byron Shire Council for absolutely nothing.

Yes, back in those days nobody really wanted to live in Byron Bay, a little beach town, far away from everything with the scent of rotten whale corpses. Doesn’t really sound like a holiday destination, does it?

To populate the area the Byron Shire council decided in 1958 to give away land with the condition of everyone having to build a house on it within two years. So they set up a raffle and our ‘informer’s’ friend ended up with the biggest block in Wategos. What a happy man.

I can hear what you are thinking; “I wish it would have been me, big block - what’s it worth today?, he must be a millionaire today and be living the happily ever after.” We don’t know exactly, but what we do know is that this man did not manage to build his beachside shack within the two years and decided to hand the block back to the council. Oops!

When I was a young guy in the 70s, there were lots of cults, fads and scenes etc. One outfit were the “survivalists” who decided to go bush, get off the grid and live off the land. I admit I flirted with this idea and lifestyle for a while myself. We are having a revival of the survivalists now with the present global meltdown reminiscent of the imminent nuclear meltdown we all expected to happen at anytime in the 70s. I am not downplaying the present financial collapse and “Yes, this is serious Mum!”. But the tide goes in and the tide goes out. We had a huge equity bubble with rising asset prices and liquidity and now we are having an equally huge negative bubble to balance it out.

But unlike the 70s, today we have two extra turbo driven machines that make all things twice as extreme - a sensationalist media and the internet. The media is out of control and I notice myself when I allow it in to my subconscious too much it takes over my judgement and I become reactive. The internet is great and can help in bringing major positive changes like the election of Barak Obama. However the amount of information we need to process is demanding and it allows a format to many people and opinions and not all are completely productive - yes people like me you may scoff!
Is property on the rise?

While the stock market is still wobbly, there are signs that the property market is looking stronger. The bottom end of the market (under $500k) is still going gang busters due to the success of the First Home Owners Grant. Over a quarter of the  new homes built last year and almost 70% of the sales in the December quarter are getting some financial assistance through FHOG. There is some talk that the government may extend it as part of there stimulus package.

Here are just a few of the pundits spruiking up property:

* Watch the editor BRW predicting that property is on the rise:  http://media.domain.com.au/?rid=46432&s_rid=FHBG_Video

* Australian Property Monitors came out with the 50 Hot spots for units and houses - Ballina houses made the list.

* Michael Matusik, respected property analyst, was asked recently at an Urban Development Institute of Australia (UDIA) function if the property market has bottomed. He said, ‘If you look at resale values, very much so. The slide in the property market had bottomed and a doubling in the growth [rate] of home prices is expected over the next 2 years.”

* Sydney property Guru John McGrath says: “To my mind, the move in interest rates is the defining factor for investors. Eighteen months ago, investment properties were financed at 9.25% and grossing yields of 4%, but now the mortgage rate is about 5.2% and some gross rents in Sydney are at 5.25% or more.”

The Investment Clock

Speaking of pundits and the ebb and flow of cycles - it may be a good time to revisit the investment clock. Commentators are suggesting we are currently somewhere between 7 and 8 o’clock - falling interest rates and rising share prices. Many are also asking the value of such a shorthand metaphor, it may bounce around the clock at random and we may be stuck between 7 and 8 for some time.

Other interesting Links

Fixed rates over variable:
A lot of people are curious about getting out of their fixed rate and getting back into a variable rate since rates have tumbled so much. Yes it does look attractive but in some cases it may not be viable as the fee to exit a fixed rate can be very prohibitive. If you want to look into it some more Click Here
If you would like to talk about it some more then don’t hesitate to call us.

Running the numbers:
Keep this calculator page bookmarked for any future time you want to know anything about what the costs are around home purchase. There is one section comparing two home loans against each other. Bring your choice to us and we will run the numbers for you. If your other option is better - well and good and we will be gratefull that you have shown us a better option.

How to pick up a bargain:
This link is interesting if you are in the market for a new home or investment property. It provides some good info on how to proceed. One is to be well prepared and have finance and strategy in place before launching into the market. Call us first and we can get you sorted before you start the search.

Auction or not to Auction:
The pros and cons of going to auction either as a seller or a buyer is a big subject and can vary to each individual case. An auction gives the seller the advantage of an outcome in a short time but in a market like this is not often the outcome you may want. I think there are definite advantages of going to an auction as a buyer at present as it is possible to pick up a bargain. However the new rules around bidding at auction can seem daunting, especially the need to be fully financed and no cooling off period. Again speak to us if you need help in this area. Here is a link that outlines some rules around auctions:

Next Week

I will be providing a list of some interesting properties that are on the market and selling under value. As well as some properties that have near or close to a 5% yeild so will cover themselves with the present interest rate of 5%.

So remember to subscribe and keep the BPS newsletters coming.

Till next time … Michael
Michael Murray

0428 555 501

Success Tools for Hospitality and Retail Small Businesses in the Byron Region

Free Morning Session

Hospitality and Retail Specialists come to you in Byron Bay to share their expertise with you and show you some practical tools on how to make your business more successful. This is a Free Event.
6 Presenters - Each one has 30 minutes to present the below topics

• Darren from Aloha Interiors and Ron from Ron Power Associates show you How to Create a Unique Venue Concept, Implement a Complete Fit out (for retail and hospitality) and Select the most appropriate Kitchen Equipment to Match your Menu and Council Approvals
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• Igor from Professional Restaurant Consulting demonstrates Why you may Need a Restaurant & Cafe Consultant to Help you in your Business
• All these businesses are based locally (Northern Rivers, Tweed or Gold Coasts) and they are now coming together for the first time in Byron

Take advantage of this opportunity!

SO Get Off RSVP and go Tandem Sky Diving in Byron Bay. Yes it’s finally here!

I was so excited. I mean really excited. I’d watched the training video. I had practiced my landing. I was wearing the weird jump suit (tie-dyed) and was really getting into it. I could feel my heart racing a little and I could even hear the heart beats of some of my fellow jumpers. The adrenalin was already pumping and my throat was tightening and the saliva was drooling or drying - one or the other. I spied the little plane. I had never been in such a small plane. More like a crop sprayer now put out to more organic pastures. We were scheduled for take-off at 2 o’clock and I was the most eager. The most YES YES YES get me over the skies of Byron Bay. I want to see the Light House look like a toothpick and the giant gum trees look like broccoli stalks. I was like a dog on heat - panting to get up there.

My fellow jumpers were a little white, some quiet and meditative, some deep breathing and preparing themselves for this life changing and momentous 3 minute ride. I was like the eager virgin (and that too was less then a 3 minute ride). So we took off and it was amazing. I sat near a window so I could see out. I have never been afraid of take off and landing - it’s the bit in the middle that bores me. I looked to the left and one of the virgin jumpers was green. Our tandem experts who would soon pull us close to their chests, their groins and fasten us safely to them were all laughing and offering reassuring smiles and thumbs up as the noise of the engines drowned out any pep talks.

We had circled and rose to the perfect height for the perfect jump. Conditions were perfect. . My tandem hero beckoned me over to him, I had to sit at the edge of the gaping hole - the place were gravity and I would say goodbye. I squatted near the door and he harnessed me to him and checked his parachute and all the safety equipment as I looked at broccoli and the toothpick. Something was wrong … I felt all the blood rush to my feet. All excitement and adrenalin abandoned me and I was shit scared. He nudged be further to the gaping wind filled hole and said, ‘ Are you ready?’ … I looked over my shoulder at him and said, “I can’t go … I can’t do it.”   He either didn’t here me or knew exactly what to do with someone like me … he said, “Chin up” then shuffled forward and threw himself out of the plane. As I was strapped in front of him you could say I was pushed out of the plane. Either way it was exhilarating … I started to laugh so hard … it was so much better than my first 3 minutes of boy to man wonder.

This was it … I knew instantly why this was addictive … hurtling and happily not hurling towards the ground at phenomenal speed. Feeling safe with nothing to do but trust the man in the tie-dyed jump suit on my back.  He did a great job and landed us safely.

Some people say if it’s so good … who needs sex. I am forever the optimist and greedy one. I say why not have both. And maybe someday I will have both at the same time. Now that would be a jump to remember!

A man is fighting for his life after a vicious assault outside a Byron Bay hotel on Saturday night.

The man who police allege bashed him is due to face court today charged with attempted murder.

Police say the 31-year-old victim, from Pottsville, was punched and kicked and has his head stomped on outside the hotel in Jonson Street about 11:00pm AEDT.

He was taken to Byron Bay Hospital before being transferred to Tweed Heads Hospital, then onto the Gold Coast Hospital where he is being treated for critical head and facial injuries.

Late yesterday, a 27-year-old man from Ocean Shores was charged with attempted murder, maliciously inflict grievous bodily harm with intent, and affray.

He was refused bail and is due to appear in Lismore Local Court today.

Source: ABC North Coast

In a Shire with hundreds of holiday lettings and a huge amount of wealthy drop-outs, there are literally thousands of spaces in need of cleaning every day. Over time we have noticed a chronic shortage of thorough and reliable cleaners that are willing to take this kind of work on. OK, cleaning may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but there is still some good money to be made and any such business is easy to set up and run successfully as an individual or company.

We can see a great business opportunity for a professional cleaning service or an individuals loving to give spaces a good makeover.

If you are such cleaning fairy that whizzes through the house and leaves it beautiful and cared for don’t hesitate to place your ad in our business directory.

Good Luck.
The Admin

Property Price Drops????

Depending which report you have been reading property prices have dropped by an average 8%. It varies so much because people use different statistics from different areas, houses and units, median prices and averages. But of most interest to us in this region are these figures from Australian Property Monitors. As you can see, the figures in the Byron region are not indicative of the rest of the country. However it is my experience out there on the streets that price fallout is just starting to be felt here and I would be very surprised if we do not see more negative figures for ‘09.

Area                 Median    ‘08 change       1 yr forecast
Bangalow         600,000        -7.2%            -5%
Goonalabah      297,000        10.4%            +1%
Byron Bay        720,000        12.1%            +3%
Mullumbimby    452,500        2.8%              -1%
Ocean Shores    475,000        8%                -1%

At this rate ……
Another major interest rate drop was announced last week. The full 1% is being passed on the consumers from the banks. This brings the retail interest rate that we can do to a few points above or below 5%. This means that to service a $500K loan will cost $25,000 per annum which becomes interesting as in some $500K properties now rent for around $500 a week or $25,000 PA. We are nearly back in the realm of cash flow neutral or cash flow positive properties which we haven’t seen since the 90’s. Anyone who is close to re entering the market should talk to us and get everything in order.

Share market stuff
At the moment the share market is trading in what the day traders or chartists call a support/resistance channel where the support for the ASX is found at 3350 and the resistance at 3800. It is likely to bounce around in this channel for a while before breaking out - either up or down. Therefore it would suggest we are not out of he woods yet with financial volatility and that the “bottom” is not yet assured. Those still waiting on the sidelines for indications on where we are heading would be advised to keep waiting. Remember the high of late 2007 was 6600 - so we are still having a half price clearance sale. The interesting question is going to be whether it is property or shares that becomes the darling for the big fund managers and investors once the all clear signal is given.

First Home Owners
As mentioned in the last newsletter - the strongest sector by far at present is the low end of the market as many First Home Owners are entering. One agent I know foresaw this development and moved from a Byron Bay agency to an Ocean Shores - smart move. For those who need more info the basics are this: If you have never had your name on a property title before you can apply to the government for a First Home Owner Grant which is up to $14,000 for established homes and $24,000 for a new home. For more info   or call us at anytime and we can help you with the details or crunch some numbers for you and see if it is a viable move for you.

Units, Duplex and Apartments
It has been predicted that we are about to see a comparative rise in value for units, duplexes and apartments. For a long time these dwellings have been less favoured over houses because of the land to building ratio. The accepted wisdom being that land appreciates and buildings depreciate therefore you are better off being in house which has a higher proportion of land to building. ie house cost is $300K, land cost is $300K so the land building ratio is 50/50. A unit in a block of 4 can cost $400K, being $300K in building cost and $100K in land cost - land building ratio of 75/25. With the rise in the bottom end of the market, more demand because of the First Home Owner Grants and the better rental yield - we could expect to see an increase in value of units as compared to the value of houses.

…and
I have just been through the process of complying with the strict new water, fire and environmental requirements while designing a new house. It is called “Basix” and is easy to learn about on the Byron Shire website Byron Shire Website . These requirements add a bit to the cost and time to any new build and I was a bit annoyed about this until the recent catastrophes of floods in Queensland and fires in Victoria. We are obviously entering into a phase of man made global warming and am amazed by people who still refute this obvious fact. I now think that Basix have not gone far enough.
The new website will be up and running soon.

Take care

Article courtesy of:
Michael Murray
Byron Property Search
Mob 0428 555501
Ph 02 6684 1744

By now everyone would have seen in the media the incredible devastation, pain and hardship the Victorian bushfires have caused and it really doesn’t take many more details to emerge for us to realise that this may very well be Australia’s worst ever crisis.

So many fellow citizens having died or have been seriously injured, a huge amount of properties and life achievements have been lost and the numbers are still very likely to rise.

Please everyone who reads this, think about how much your small donation, to for instance the Australian Red Cross could help everyone affected by this horrific natural disaster.

We urge you to take action and respond to this crisis in a way that the Byron Bay community has become famous for.

We Feel, We Love, We Act!

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Thursday May 21st at 8am sharp

Our speaker will be Olwen Anderson on naturopathy

Olwen Anderson is a nutritionist-naturopath, author and speaker based in Murwillumbah. She wants to know: Are you missing out on business opportunities because you just don’t have the energy to chase them?  Find out how just a few simple changes to your diet and lifestyle can get you feeling vibrant – and following up on those new opportunities with energy to spare!

Cost $15.00 - Correct money is appreciated

Please note there is a “no show” charge of $15.00 per person unless your booking is cancelled giving at least 24 hours notice

Cost $15.00 correct money is appreciated.
Please contact Rosemarie for details 0412 475 453 or info@byronseachange.com.au

Anyway – back to the Brunswick River. It’s beautiful. And it goes all the way to Mullumbimby if you so desired. There are little Oyster farms to paddle past, little nooks and crannies and places to stop and have that well earned picnic. You can hire Canoes for 1, 2 or 3 people. My suggestion is get one for two or more. It’s less work on the arms. Or better still feign a bad back and get in the middle. We even went with a 2 year old and he loved it. There’s plenty of wildlife to see from Pelicans and a whole range of water birds. The Brunswick River is clean and I had a great swim to cool down. Lie jackets for the little ones are supplied but for the most part the river is shallow – there are Life Jackets for adults if required.

It’s a great way to learn more about the environment – really get up close and see how it works. The one part of the environment that I could have easily made extinct was the sand flies when we moored. They were not so bad but next time I will take some repellent. They itch like crazy – Maybe I should have put them on my tongue! Happy boating !

Fortunately every sub-tropical Byron rainstorm has a silver lining in the form of Activities and Entertainment. For such a small coastal town – we certainly boast one of the most exciting all year round entertainment schedules anywhere in the world.

It suddenly struck me (Yes I am often suddenly struck) that the tourists get a better deal. I live in one of the best Australian holiday destinations and I am spending far too much time worrying about my organic veggie patch, my truly feely deeply don’t cross over my boundaries heart space, my colonics and my philanthropic endeavours and generally having my head up my sanctimonious spiritual ass!

A dear friend emphatically tells me, “You need to get more involved, more in touch with your masculine – you need more UMPH in your base chakra.”

I can’t win! I have spent so much time (and money) discovering and nurturing my feminine so that I would be more loveable and now I’m told I’ve got no ‘UMPH’ in my Base Chakra.

“What you need is Drumming … Some Tribal rhythms rallying through your perineum – I know just the thing - It came to me in a meditation!”

I looked up ‘perineum’ in the dictionary and wondered if I sat on the washing machine on spin cycle I might be able to wash my smalls and fire up my Base Chakra all at the same time. Apparently not! The meditation was specific - Drumming was the way to go!

I jumped on The Byron Bay Directory and found The Samba-Blisstas drumming workshop with a choice of Bangalow or Mullumbimby as venue options. I knew this was an ensemble comprised of Tambourine, Cow Bells, Triangles and Big Bass Drums. I went along repeating my mantra, “Please don’t put me on the Triangle – I need the big bass drum vibration between my apparently deflated perineum.” I was hoping that if I repeated it internally enough I would not have to share with my fellow punctured perineum posse the awful truth of how I ended up there.

I hovered (almost panting) near the Big Bass drum and my mantra worked. I put on my drum harness (even that produced a little twinge in the old perineum). I clipped on my drum and felt the beast between my legs. The magic was working – I was potent, virile and inspired. I began to beat my drum! (No, that’s not a euphemism).

There were about 30 men and women. It was fun and interesting and we actually learned a whole powerful percussion (thingy). However, most of the time my rebellious naughty boy wants to just bang that drum and drown out any ideas of harmony, togetherness and responsibility. My little boy does not give a flying triangle what my perineum needs. I actually got told off in the class for being disruptive and not listening. I’m 41 years old – I defiantly banged the drum one more time and then towed the line.

So on 1st November 2008 I have my inaugural perineum re-inflation debut at Ballina Festival. Yes a real gig! If you’ve got nothing better to do come bang my drum. I’ll be the one at the back skulking, smoking tab ends, banging way out of tune and way out of line, with a great big cheesy grin and having more fun than anyone there!

Byron Bay offers the obvious clichés and stereotypes: hippies colliding with back-packers; the youth colliding with the oldest swingers in town; $5 Cheeky Monkeys with $100 Dish Diners; those channelling dolphins and those kayaking with the dolphins; the walking towards the light and those stumbling in the dark and throwing up in
the bins behind the Beach Hotel  - It’s all here and it’s all wondrous, earthy and ethereal all at the same time.

Yesterday, as I was ambling up Jonson Street after the weekly social assault that is the Byron Bay Farmers Market, I pondered on my afternoon’s destiny: tarot reading, tattoo, tofu burger or a trim tort and terrific work out at Original Fitness. I opted for the tattoo … because I am big and brave and burly you cry!  Well no actually, it’s
because as I passed by the window I saw a little old lady having a tattoo. I ventured in on the pretence of getting inked.

‘Does it hurt?’ I said with a big girly scrunched up face. I was met with a wrinkled faced reply. I was promptly told the story of the Old Lady and the Tattoo. Here she was getting tattooed for her 70th Birthday. She was tidy and manicured just as old ladies of these times should be.  She said, ‘My husband will leave me when he sees this but
I always wanted to rebel!’  ‘Is that why you’re doing it?’ ‘Maybe!’ she laughed.

She said that her son, nodding to the left (who was big and burly and tattooed) was getting it for her 70th birthday. It was a beautiful red rose on her ankle. We chatted about the pain and her Northern English accent and the higher pain threshold that women have to push out babies and how she’d been in Australia for 30 years and was now having a holiday in Byron Bay.

And it suddenly hit me that I live in holiday world all year round - in one of the most creative, crazy and cosmopolitan towns in the world. I was swept away with the euphoria and found myself steering towards the tattooist’s chair begging for a dolphin and a rainbow to be tattooed across my chest so I could bare it to the world in emphatic declaration of the love I have for this most easterly town.

Fortunately, an old biker came in for emergency surgery for his “oh my god my arms went flabby and my devil serpent and I love Julie tattoo now look like corned beef and scrambled eggs”. It was enough to bring me to my senses. I then had a quiet word with myself, quickly left the
tattoo parlour and went for a strong LSD (Laté Soy Dandelion) - I know
… Hardcore !

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I had almost given up on ever going to a market again until a friend convinced me that the Byron Shire Markets are different. She assured me it was not the same shit different location that I had so wearily become accustomed to. She said that I could buy great stuff, that there’s great entertainment and that I might even have fun whilst catching up with friends. ‘Are you sure I won’t be more comfortable at home with a pencil jabbed in my eye?’ She assured me not and off we went to Brunswick Heads Market.

Brunswick Heads is a short 20 mins dash on the freeway from Byron Bay or a 20 mins direct cycle on the beach (low tied of course - check here for tide details [insert link] ). It’s only 15 minutes from Mullumbimby (I love hearing my nana say that without her teeth in). It’s a little what Byron Bay used to feel like before the hippies went hippy deluxe. Except there are not many hippies. So it’s probably nothing like Byron Bay used to be but people do like to bemoan the march of progress.

This expanding riverside market is held on the first Saturday of every month. Bring your swimmers for a role in the river or a splash in the sea. There’s very tasty local food and a world-class selection of arts and crafts and stunning jewellery for all parts of your body that my nana will not say with or without her teeth in. There was a happy vibe in the air and I was reminded of how markets must have been - an emphasis on food, arts and crafts, socialising, trading and of course music.

My friend had spotted a lovely pencil for me to go home with and jab in my eye - but I was hooked when I saw the quaint little tent and a quaint little sign that said Perch Creek Family Jug Band. A motley crew tuned their instruments and smoothed down their 1940’s clothing and tinkered with their home made musical implements (how you tune a saw I’ll never know - but my nana says she can do it with her teeth.)
There were so many musical instruments, big and small, professional and obscure - even what looked like some children’s antique musical instruments. They were the Beverly Hill Billys and The Sullivans’ offspring. They were all at once intriguing.

There were 8 children from 4 to 20 years old  (I’m guessing).  One charismatic larrikin father (dressed in denim overalls) and a non-performing mother (too tired after raising 8 kids I imagine!). I took front row on the grass and my Byron intuition just told me it was going to be good.

I was not wrong - they were fantastic, funny and feverish. The eerie warbling of the saw brought a tear to my eye. Eileen was by far my tap dancing favourite - a blossoming teenager on the brink of losing her goofy adolescence before my very eyes … just for one moment (I’m sure it was in slow motion) her hair fell about her shoulders and I saw Daryl Hannah before me. According to their web-space, http://www.myspace.com/perchcreekfamilyjugband,

Eileen is described as: Singing, garbage tin bass, ukulele and tap dancing. (no jokes may be made at Eileen’s expense since she suffers from the debilitating illness T.P.B. syndrome. (teenage princess bitch). See ! I knew it was a real disease.

I was so overcome with a longing to belong to this creative imperfectly perfect for me family that I asked them to adopt me. Papa thought I was joking - but if you are reading. I wasn’t. I can’t play any musical instruments but I can chatter my nana’s teeth in tune! I implore you … Adopt me !

So budgies packed tight and goggles in hand we proudly stroll the beach and walk towards The Pass. We check out the motley morning crew: the dedicated yogis, the I’m still trashed and awake from the night before with some anonymous chemical sold to me from some anonymous guy in some anonymous person’s backpacker dorm; the old and the dutiful (there are very few bold and beautiful at this time); the Life Guards in training; the eager fishermen; the single bewildered menopausal woman; the single older stroller men that can only wear baggy shorts with very high waists (you know the fashion - up just below the chin and below the knee) and of course we four amigos in speedos.

We are the 7 O’clock crew and not the 8 O’clock crew. They are a different kettle of fish all together!

Speaking of fish - this morning as we marched forth to the pass where we would embrace the cool waters with fearless vigour and heads held high (actually it’s more like 4 old ladies with a few little squeaks with the tippy toe jump and a sharp squeal) we spied in the distance a shape - a little square. Of course we were intrigued and began to guess at the objects true identity. I was way off the mark with a Breville Teas Made but hey I just love to have a guess!  As we got closer it looked more and more like a fish. But a square fish we had not seen.

We got closer and yes indeed it was a fish - we could see the head, it was quite a large fish with lips, looks like it was about to make mad passionate love all the time. As we got closer we realised it looked square because it was only half a fish. Then much to our horror as we towered over the dead creature we could see the residue teeth marks of a shark. One clean snap and half that big kissing fish was gone.

The others looked freaked out. I did not register the significance. I just remembered a riddle that my grandfather used to tell me and that I never quite understood:

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your half bitten apple.
A: Finding half a worm in your half bitten apple.

The penny finally dropped - the budgie retracted even further.

But here’s where the testosterone comes in. “Are we not men?” I cried and we sallied forth into the breech once more. I kept telling myself that statistically I have more chance of being hit by a car or even being in a plane crash than being bitten by a shark. Because of my recent spate of bad luck I looked up at the sky to make sure there were no freight planes carrying the latest Rav 4 about to fall on my head.

Only blue clear skies. It was the most wonderful swim. Clear calm waters. We saw turtles and fish and the waves gently edged us on. There is something so magical about Byron Bay in the first days of Summer.

Well, I have one word for all you skeptics - Pink Nail Polish  (OK, 3 words).

I recently went to visit two dear friends who have two little boys (I can hear a Rolf Harris Song Coming on). Their sons are called Zade, almost 3 and Jaya, 6 months. Two little angels, really sweet and curious and so joyful. These little bundles of Oxycontin (love and bonding hormone) fill my heart and give me hope. Children in Byron are raised with a different vibration - a more conscious loving way of relating. It all sounds very hippy-trippy I know! But you want tangible down-to-earth proof right?

I am saying that all babies are equal but not all babies are raised equally. There’s nature and nurture and environment. But what dictates the environment are social mores, religious ideology, political and economical influences etc.  It’s her where Byron Bay is unique. There are echoes of the hippy days; the wild ideals without much infrastructure. But that echoe is fading as the champagne socialists (AKA the hippy deluxe) buy and sell their now million dollar homes.   The money has brought stability, security and a different feel. Byron is growing up. Now with a more realistic view Byron can embrace change and innovation for a sustainable future in a practical way that can be mapped out on spread sheets and flow charts and not just vision questing boards or vision dreaming scribbled in the sand with your big toe.

Back to toes … So when I was visiting my friends I noticed that the eldest boy nearly 3 was sporting pink nail polish. I felt a deep clearing of the throat cough from my father and his father; the prejudice and the old conditioning trickling in their throats. Some echo of how I was raised with the nature / torture method came forth and I could see just how much has changed and how lucky we are in the Bay. Zade is of course oblivious to the social stigma of pink nail polish (I tried to educate him that Black is of course much more fashionable but he was having none of it). It’s right here where prejudice and preference are taught. And it is taught. I love that Byron embraces a Steiner philosophy: Anthroposophy.

I actually heard that word today in the Farmer’s Market. Two women threw it in to the conversation whilst deciding on organic tomatoes or vine ripened organic tomatoes. I pretended that I knew what they were talking about. And rushed home to my Guru - Google. And here we are!

“Anthroposophy is a path of knowledge, to guide the spiritual in the human being to the spiritual in the universe…. Anthroposophists are those who experience, as an essential need of life, certain questions on the nature of the human being and the universe, just as one experiences hunger and thirst.”  Rudolf Steiner

I role over in my big comfortable bed in Byron Bay and I say, ‘Who cares?’

Now you might think I am a wealthy heartless bastard. But I assure you it is not the case. The reason that I do not particularly care is that my world is built upon lifestyle and emotional needs. In general these things are not affected when the sky falls down.

I made very conscious choices about what I want in my life. A healthy wholesome lifestyle that was not built on survival panic or material greed was the basis. Another was to surround myself with love - loving people who could encourage me to keep an open heart and open in mind and trust in life; to trust the process and flow of life.  And I generally do.

So what if the shit really hits the proverbial fan? Australian’s will have to forgo their exceptionally expensive overseas holidays. But True Blues need a holiday and they will come to beautiful, culturally diverse and relatively inexpensive Byron Bay and its beautiful hinterland and coastal choices; from Wilsons Creek to Broken Head, Bangalow to Tyagarah, Lennox to Myocum - Our little Byron Community is expanding, getting fuller and richer as the world gets panicked and smaller.

So what if we ourselves here in Byron Shire have to pull our purse strings a bit tighter. No Worries Mate!  We grow more veggies and herbs. We socialise more with our friends by having a $0.20 BBQ at Watagos Beach or The Pass. Have a walk from Clarkes Beach to Fish Heads (Fish and Chips are still cheap). We meet at the foot of our beloved landmark - The one God we all agree on - The Byron Bay Lighthouse and we pay homage as we shed kilos. Then we dive into our beautiful safe waters and wash away the weary world’s troubles and send our smiles as beacons of hope of a better world across the ocean from the most Easterly Point of mainland Australia.

If you are feeling the pinch in your heart - Perhaps it’s time to look at what you do have. Expand that pinch and tight fist into an open hand. Give gratitude in true hippy Byron Bay style and open to all that we do have here. Choose where you shop carefully. Support your Local Markets. Shop in the Shire. Gift shop in the Shire. Support your local businesses. Local businesses keep the Byron Bay community thriving. Their contribution is vital. Please shop local - you will always benefit from these choices. Again support your local businesses. People who live here run and own these businesses. Please make conscious choices that impact the bigger picture as well as your pocket!

Oh - Damn, you got me!  See, I do care !

And today I was having a little rant about how the heart has been usurped by the Feminine. I was getting really pissed off. I hoped that my anger pheromones would not excite a passing female shark (well you know how primal they can be!). But my rant went something like this:

Why is the heart so ‘feminised’ - sold as warm and fuzzy and sweet and kind and fey and light and fluffy and cloudlike and soft and whispers and purrs and glows and sighs and breathy and chocolaty and caramelised and vulnerable and tender and delicate and hall marked into ‘I love you’ that is so so cute.

Well my heart is most of the time does not feel like that. My heart beats the echoes of an ancient spiritual warrior, the diplomat, the king, the magician, the hero, the protector, the roar, the bold, the brave, the infinite, the father, the brother, the husband, the lover, the son, the uncle, the elder, the provider, the handy man, the romantic the fire, the sword, the farmer, the harvester, the engineer, the inventor, the sword - and all of this is held in an open heart. The heart must be expansive and open to hold all of these qualities.

I am not comparing male and female hearts here. The above is simply to make a point. That the more we label and give gender to objects, jobs, feelings, experience, the more we are in separation. Love and the heart have no gender.

Yes I can feel warm and fuzzy with the ladies. This is a natural merging, a place of healing and rest; a place of love and support and sweetness to ease the heart and feed the soul. But somehow I think we are all very confused. Men and women are equal in the eyes of the law, in equal pay, in worth and value etc. I am not talking about strength and independence. There are plenty of woman who are built better than me and have far superior survival skills. This is so obvious to me that it sounds ridiculous to write it. But men and woman are not the same biologically. We are governed by different hormones that effect physicality, mood and temperament and yes, they probably serve an outdated social function. But until we transition and our biology catches up - this is what we are stuck with.

Again - I am writing this here and wondering have I upset the women. This is it, some feeling of not being able to express my confusion for fear of retribution from the women. Here lies the rub! Here is the final castration. Not our balls but our voice and expression. And then we are asked to be authentic.

I decree (as King) let all hearts be equal and let men and women trade heart attributes freely. Let there be no sexing of the heart’s attributes. Any person found giving gender to their heart experience will be sentenced to wearing very high heels on cobbled stones for a period of 1 week. Repeated offenders will be forced to wear corsets so tight that they will faint at frequent intervals.

Two little stories about how life can be. The first is about a dear friend. Melinda, a wonderful photographer who works in and around Byron Bay. She’s smart with a heart. One day as she was driving for a very important meeting along the main road from Ewingsdale to Byron Bay she saw a mummy duck crossing the road with her ducklings. There were no warning signs that ducks should not cross the road so mummy duck waddled forward.  Melinda had one of the most difficult decisions of her life. Squash a few ducks and ducklings or get rear ended (not such a difficult choice for me - but I digress).

Her maternal instincts overtook all reason and rational thinking and she slammed on her breaks. Needless to say the car behind slammed too late and went right up the Volvo’s jacksy (not sure how one spells jacksie?). The ducks were safe and Melinda was in shock. She called me immediately and I came to help her through this noble crisis. The woman behind was also in shock but was totally understanding, sympathetic and everything was dealt with swiftly and gracefully. I had almost forgotten this story when I was told another story just the other day.

On the way out of Mullumbimby, near the golf course a similar story occurred. One morning when the local folk were heading off to their places of work and no doubt in a little hurry because they couldn’t get the jar off the Vegemite, a duck and her ducklings decided to cross the road. Now this was not a town duck like the Byron duck. This was a country duck. A provincial Mullumbimby duck. A little more laid back; a little more ambling with the slowest of waddles. The ducklings also were a little wild and free and allowed to express themselves with zig-zag waddles and not forced to walk the straight and narrow (probably Steiner ducks). The eyewitness reported a stream of cars all backed up - those coming in to Mullumbimby and those leaving for the sprawling metropolises of Byron, Lismore and Ballina.

The ducks and ducklings were in a mischievous mood and began to dance the one step forward, turn around, two steps back zig-zag kind of thing. The traffic jam grew bigger. And the eyewitness was also waiting patiently for the ducks to move on. It was a magical moment were nature meets the rushing humans with their plans and appointments, schedules and deadlines. There was no horn beeping, no road rage and no unholy hand gestures. Just a patient calm as the waddling went on.

After the ducks and ducklings had all crossed safely the cars trundled forward. The eyewitness decided to look at all the faces of the people in the on coming cars who had also had to wait. She was expecting a few impatient frowns, a few stern snarls and curled upper lips. But what she was greeted with were smiling faces that wanted to connect with her; to somehow share the feeling of gratitude. How lucky we are not to be in a city like flow of impatience, rudeness and a lack of concern for nature and the slow waddle of our fellow community members, the ducks and their families.

Next time you are stuck in traffic, especially if you are at the back and don’t know why, imagine you are entangled in the divine benevolent flow of saving a very important community member, sit back and relax and name at least 10 things that you are grateful for about living in Byronshire.

Why should I not be allowed to declare my love? Shout it from the highest mountains and let it ring through the deepest silicone valleys. If my iphone should be ripped from me, or God forbid died. I would be as distraught as Auden in his classic and heart rendering poem, Funeral Blues.

Stop all the world clocks, cut off the analogue phone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the creature speakers and with muffled drum
Bring out the iphone, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message iphone is Dead.
Put crepe bows around every Apple Mac,
Let me wail - iphone come back!

It was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My contacts, my ical, my ichat, my ipod song;
I thought that I would lick it forever: I was wrong.

The 3G satellites are not wanted now; put out them all,
Pack up the networks and dismantle the comms call,
Pour away the mp3’s and isweep itunes;
For nothing now can ever mend my wounds.

I am unashamedly starting a support group for people like me. If you are having a similar relationship with your ipod and want to have a safe and supportive environment to disclose your deep love for your iphone, please contact me at your earliest convenience.  Byron Bay is famous for its sharing and support groups. The support group I am running is a binary 12-step program called iphone therefore I am. I feel so blessed to be held in this and look forward to meeting you and your iphones.

Please note that this is a very different group than iphone anonymous or iphone co-dependents.

Who wants to be on TV?
“Location Location Location”, the successful UK cable TV show is coming to Oz. The show, currently on Austar’s Lifestyle channel, is looking for volunteers who are moving here from the UK. They will film the process of searching for property here and then making the move from UK. If anyone is dubious about the advantages of using a buyers agent then you should watch this show. If you know of anyone who is moving to Byron Shire from the UK and they are not the shy retiring types please contact me and I will put them in touch with the production company.

Are Property prices coming down #3.
Yes it seems they are - going down that is. Buyers with short arms and long pockets are out there being very picky and demanding. Like any market - if a buyer thinks they can get something cheaper if they wait a while, they will wait.. February is usually the best month for sales so those properties not sold by the end of summer may have a long cold winter. I suggest if you do not have to list definitely stay out of the market for now. If you are a buyer (besides needing a good buyers agent) you need to know how to negotiate some of the distressed sales coming up.

But it is not the same across the board. It is very diverse depending on price range and location. I still believe Byron Shire will remain stronger because of the demand and lack of supply. Many people want to move here and live regardless, or even more so, in an economic downturn. The bottom end of the market ($550k and under) is OK because first home owners are entering the market because of the grants and low interest rates. Top end has almost no pulse at all. There is a property in Belongil Beach that listed last year at $5.5M and is now listing again at $3.5. That is a mark down of 35%. I have never seen so many properties listed between $1M and $1.5M - there is an abundance of property in that bracket.

Tips for sellers
It is interesting viewing properties that people have built, renovated or landscaped themselves. They have an emotional attachment to the place and that is understandable but that does not translate or register with potential buyers. If you need to liquidate then get good advice and list at a price that fits the present market value. There are many seller’s out there who have their head in the sand and have an inflated value on their property. That rock wall and water feature that you laboured over last summer may have immense value in your heart but, unfortunately, translates very low in the buyers list of priorities.

Hot Properties
As promised here are a few (just a few) of the many good buys out there:
Myocum
I know of two excellent properties in Myocum (10 minutes to Byron) - usually very hard to get.
1. Distressed sale, 12 acres, has power and sewerage to site and an approved studio already built. Will go to Mortgagee Sale soon so make an offer somewhere in the mid $500s.
2. Myocum 15 acres with great rural views. 2 small single bedroom dwellings for low $700s
Ocean Shores
3. Waterfront house on a canal for $550K
4. A number of good 3 bed houses in Oceans shores under $400K
Reduced rural properties:
5. Auction coming up soon in Bangalow of 5 acres with a few messy structures - will go very cheap.
6. A house on small acreage near Federal with fantastic views - empty for over a year and has dropped its price twice.

How do you know if you have a good finance broker?
This is an interesting question - easy to answer but hard to know in advance. You have to know if your broker is working for you and not for themselves and the fattest commission? Of course there are other factors like service, diligence, confidentiality, communication skills, etc. At present commissions vary quite a bit and many banks are cutting the amount they are paying to independent brokers. Ouch! This means that a broker has the option of providing for the client the best loan or providing for themselves the best commission. Unfortunately I cannot tell you that bank XYZ is the best as it keeps changing. You need a good broker to find out for you.

And another thing ….
Many people are of the wrong impression that if you want a loan from a bank you go direct and brokers only provide loans from the non banks - Aussie, Mortgage Choice, etc. Well independent brokers access loans from all major banks as well at either the same rate and sometimes better. You also get a lot better service from a broker. As opposed to a couple of quick meetings across a desk. The four major banks are at present giving better rates as they can access their own deposit funds instead of buying money on the open market but this will not last forever.
Tanks and thats all for now and see you next time.
Michael

Michael M Murray
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Ph/fax: 02 6684 1744
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www.byronpropertysearch.com.au

Senator Stephen Conroy

Imagine a government proposing an internet censorship system that went further than any other democracy - one that is expected to slow down the internet by up to 87% and will make it more expensive, accidentally block 8% of legitimate sites, and miss the vast majority of inappropriate content.

This is not China, Saudi Arabia or Iran - this is the vision of Senator Stephen Conroy (Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy
Deputy Leader of the Government in the Senate) for Australia. Testing has already begun. The community must now move to stop this plan.

The system that Senator Conroy wants is a mandatory filter of all internet traffic, with the government of the day able to add any unwanted site to a secret blacklist. Already, the wrangling has begun for the inclusion of material relating to anorexia, euthanasia and gambling. It isn’t difficult to see the scheme is open to abuse.

Even when it comes to preventing child p-rnography, the filter will not prevent peer-to-peer sharing and is very simple to sidestep. The protection of our children is vitally important - that’s why we can’t afford to waste funds on this deeply flawed system. We should be concentrating on solutions that are more effective and won’t undermine our digital economy or our democratic freedoms.

This must rank as one of the most ill-thought decisions of the Rudd Government’s first year in power. We need to act now to tell big brother the mandatory internet filter is incompatible with the principles of a modern democracy and modern economy:

Click here to save the net: http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/SaveTheNet

Our government should be doing all in its power to take Australia into the 21st century economy, and to protect our children and our way of life. This proposed internet censorship does neither. Take action to save the net today.

Click here to save the net: http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/SaveTheNet
or see his website: http://www.minister.dbcde.gov.au/

We suggest you take a moment to decide for yourself and ‘get up’ and ’sign up’, it only takes a minute.

BBD Admin

Byron Bay Council has incorporated an “urban holiday letting precinct model” in its local environment plan (LEP), reports Australia’s Daily Telegraph.

The model seeks to prohibit short term holiday letting in Suffolk Park, a residential area just south of Cape Byron. According to the council, holiday letting is reducing the supply of accommodation for local workers and people trying to get on the housing ladder. They also argue that holidaymakers disrupt local residents.

However, the move has been met with opposition by some.

Will Property Prices Drop?
As I move around the shire this is the most common question. Normally I would offer an opinion but these are not normal times. I could sound informed and knowledgeable saying that Australia is not like America by not overdeveloping houses and condos in a property bubble so we do not have an oversupply. So the inherent demand and high rental yield will provide a floor on our house prices here. But I just don’t know or even can hazard a guess. We are no longer in the realm of pundits or economic certainties and anything goes. House prices are now in the control of emotion where fear, greed and herd mentality run the show.

Take a quick glance through the real estate sections of newspapers and see the number of “Reduced to Sell” or “Owner committed Elsewhere”, signs to see there is a lot of downward pressure. My only guess is that now is not the best time to list unless you really have to. Although there are many pundits out there saying that house prices are set to come down by another 20-40% - I am not one of them. House prices around here (except for Suffolk Park and a few other areas) pulled back from their 2004 highs by about 5% and looks like that is happening again now but I have my doubts that will be maintained or increased. The big question is are they going to drop by more than that - as I said, its anybodies guess.

However …. my experience in the last couple of weeks is that the market is firming very quickly. I am fielding an increase in enquiries and many of the agents I speak with are seeing the same thing. Anecdotal evidence from old timers in the shire have said that after every economic downturn is that enough people from the southern cities sell up and move here to keep the prices solid. Also all of the talk of bank interest rates going as low as 4% is enough to keep sale on the boil. But again, please take your own counsel on this and I am not recommending anything. See the disclaimer below.

The Mortgage Watchdog
I have come across this interesting piece of software that I am presently investigating. www.mortgagewatchdogpro.com.au/bbps/
This is a program that will search through your loan statements and see if your fund provider has been making a mistake in estimating the amount of interest you pay. It seems that on average this software finds a mistake 54% of the time. Enough of a statistic so that the retailer of this program will refund the cost as well as a $50 bonus if you do not find a fault. It is usually $198 but they are offering a 20% discount. I will be doing it soon and will let you know how it goes. If you do not want to read it all just go to the streaming clip from a Current Affair,that explains the idea fairly succinctly. The only draw back that I can see is that you have to find the time to enter the data into the program. But many people have found discrepancies of many thousands of dollars.

First Home Owner Anyone?
The government is offering a stimulation package to try to keep house prices buoyant by doubling the First Home Owners Grant from $7K to $14k for existing homes and to $21K for new homes. This is a great deal if you have never been on a property title before. It also includes no government stamp duty for properties under $500K that is an amazing saving on your conveyancing costs. This brings the entry level for purchasing a first home down to very accessible point. Around Byron we do not have a lot of entry-level priced property (starting here around $450K) but there are plenty of places within earshot that are worth a look. So if you have no previous title to your name and only a small deposit, talk to me and I will suggest a strategy to get you settled.

Club Dread
I first knew something funny was happening around the Becton Development at the Beach resort when I saw a stock report saying it had the lowest PE (Price Earnings ratio) in Australia. I then saw that their stock price has gone from over $5 to around 15 cents. It may be another victim of the financial meltdown but I hope not for all those that have paid their $5000 for a chance to reserve one of the units off the plan. Something tells me it may be worse for us if we have to start again as a new developer coming out of a Mortgagee sale could be a lot more maximum yield than Becton.

How to stop worrying and love the recession.
I read an interesting article saying that people are generally happier in times of economic downturn. We apparently take more time to stop and smell the roses, spend time in the garden and with family, start a vegetable garden and play musical instruments. Simple pleasures that don’t cost a lot of money. We don’t spend so much time working overtime, being competitive, going out to expensive restaurants indulging in rich food and alcohol. So stop going over that share portfolio or superannuation statement regretting decisions from the past - go to the Pass and watch the sunset over Chincogan and forget about it!!!

Non legalese Disclaimer
Please be aware that financial services is a very regulated and litigious area. Everything I write in my newsletters is only a personal opinion and not to be construed as personal financial advice. I am not licensed as a financial planner.
As a qualified property buyer’s agent and certificate level 4 mortgage broker I can walk you through various options of selling and buying, loans and refinancing. However I am not a listing agent and since I am not looking for your listing business but happy to make suggestions and help with a selling strategy.

See you next time.
Michael

Michael M Murray
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Ph/fax: 02 6684 1744
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